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disenchantinqs:

a guide on how to not be a shit texter: 

  • don’t take over an hour to respond EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!
  • actually READ everything the person you’re texting says!!!
  • ACKNOWLEDGE what they say!!!!
  • answer their damn questions!!
  • if you have to stop talking, ACTUALLY TELL THEM YOU HAVE TO GO SO THEY AREN’T CONSTANTLY CHECKING THEIR PHONE TO SEE IF YOU ANSWERED 

following these easy steps will result in more meaningful conversations and less people being pissed off at you

bad-cop-intensifies:

sex—lord:

outoutbriefcandle:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

'Im hella erect'

"liam neeson shaped bottle" why is no one discussing that

greetings:

deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever

a-pathetic-apathetic:

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

One million notes.

rnathhomework:

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP

TONIGHT AT 8:30!!!
 (at DSI COMEDY)

TONIGHT AT 8:30!!!
(at DSI COMEDY)

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop crying
professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him